If you're going to stroll up to me with some ~*ironic*~ misogyny, just...don't. Don't waste your time or mine, and just go straight to the part where you go fuck yourself.
I'm not going to think it's witty or cute.
I'm not going to be offended.
I'm not going to "calm down" or "take a joke".
I'm not going to take myself less seriously.
I'm just going to be really tired, because you are not the first jackass to make that joke, or even the tenth. You're just another douchebag in a long, long, long line of them. You aren't different, you aren't special, you aren't an exception. You are just another douchebag.
Just. Another. Douchebag.
And I doubt that's your goal.
So just don't bother.
